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Are you going to leave the house today?

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Probably not.

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You should really try. That's how you're
going to find a girlfriend.

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I mean, yeah, I guess. That's one way,
but I don't need to leave the house to

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get a girlfriend.

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What does that mean?

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It means I've already got one.

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You have a girlfriend?

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Yeah. No way.

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Yeah.

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Where?

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I've never...

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Never heard of a girlfriend?

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It's none of your business.

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I mean, like, why don't you want to,
like, tell people about her? Who is she?

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It's none of your business.

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She's, like, I, yeah, she's real. Like,
it's an online thing.

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It's an online thing, so she's not real.

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She is real.

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She's so not real.

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I mean, do you, have you ever, like,
seen her?

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Yeah, I've seen, like, pictures and
stuff.

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Like pictures and stuff?

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I hate to break it to you.

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You're getting catfished.

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I'm not getting catfished.

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Almost positive you are.

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She's real. She's totally real. Okay, we
talk all the time. All right?

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Because you guys talk to them, she's
real. You gotta, like, see her.

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You ever heard of Discord?

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okay listen i'm a discord mod okay and i

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it's i'm i'm like a pretty big deal on
there actually like so yeah

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yes okay and i got like kind of a little
quite a bit of

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power on the on there to be honest so a
lot of chicks like flirt with me all the

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time but i have like a girlfriend right
now i don't need to like leave out

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All that stuff is a waste of time.

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Leaving the house is definitely not a
waste of time.

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I mean, like, where's she from?

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It's none of your business.

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It's none of your business.

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You're just going to make fun of me
about it. I mean, like, I'm trying to

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make fun of you right now.

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Honestly, I'm worried you're... What are
you doing?

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What?

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What was that?

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Nothing. I saw that.

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Saw what?

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Why are you taking pictures of my feet?

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I'm not taking pictures of my feet. I
saw you.

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No, you didn't. I'm looking at my phone.
The same thing you're doing.

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Let me see your phone.

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No. Let me see it. No. Give me your
phone.

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Come on. Oh, God.

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You're so weird.

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I'm your little sister. Why do you have
pictures of my feet like this?

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That's so weird.

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A prank.

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It was a joke.

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That's gross.

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What was the joke about?

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It was a stupid joke. I'm not going to
explain it.

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So telling, Dad.

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That's so weird.

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Don't tell Dad.

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For what?

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Then you can explain the joke to him.

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I don't know.

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Hey, hey, hey, listen.

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It was not like a weird... Don't tell me
the joke.

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What are you doing?

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Is that where all my socks went?

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I feel like six pairs of socks
disappear.

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Have you been stealing my socks?

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No.

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Come on.

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Socks just don't disappear like that.

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Uh, it's not me.

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I don't even like feet. That's weird.
Well, why are you trying to picture my

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feet? Because it was a joke. It was a
prank thing.

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You're just like... Weird. That's weird.

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It's not just... Explain it.

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I don't need... I need to explain it.

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But I definitely didn't steal your
socks. It's super gross and strange. I

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not do that. That's super gross and
strange, exactly.

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Like, whatever. If I don't have my socks
back by, like, literally tonight, like,

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I'm definitely telling Dad.

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You're so fucking weird. You'll probably
find them.

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Yeah, I'll probably find them tonight,
by tonight, or I'm telling Dad.

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So, cool.

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It has nothing to do with me.

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Excuse me?

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What are you doing?

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What the actual fuck is this? These are
my socks.

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I knew you had my socks.

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Why are you so weird?

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What do you mean let you finish? They're
my socks.

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What's wrong with you? Oh my god.

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Come on, take a minute.

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Those are like my favorite socks.

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That's weird.

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You're weird. I'm sorry.

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This is why you don't have a girlfriend.

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This is weird.

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It's fine. I'm sorry.

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It's fucking... It's fucking toxic.

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It's fucking disgusting.

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I'm in a hot seat in a room with a
goddamn sock.

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Don't tell dad, okay? Please.

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Why would she tell dad you're stealing
my sock?

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Now, honestly, like, I should take this
nice Chicago book off.

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Ow! This is literally... You spend way
too much time on the internet.

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This is not right.

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Please don't cut my cock off. I'm sorry.
I don't want your fucking cock off.

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No, please, please, please, please.
You're insane.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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I mean, like... I wouldn't hurt anybody.

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You stole my socks.

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You have, like, a really big dick. You
could get real girls with this. Why do

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you have to beat off my socks?

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You like it?

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You can, like, do stuff here. I won't
tell anyone.

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That's so weird.

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I'm just saying, like...

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It's like, you have huge balls, too.
Like, why don't you just, like, talk to

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real girls?

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Because it's, like, not easy to do all
the time.

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Because you spend so much time on the
internet. It's just, you say hello.

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You don't walk up there and go, yeah,
let me put socks on my balls.

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That's, I don't know, I guess.

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my dick what do you mean do some stuff
hey little sister what kind of big

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brother are you i'm a bad one i guess
you got us you want me to do stuff

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come on like maybe whatever you just get
some feet stuff and i swear to god i'll

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never be weird ever again what stuff you
want me to like kick you in the balls

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no no i should yeah

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You're asking me to rub my feet on your
cock and you're saying that you're never

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going to be pervy or disgusting again?

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Yeah, I swear to God. I find that so
hard to believe.

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What's the big deal? You said I have a
nice cock.

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It doesn't mean I...

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I shouldn't be touching it.

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Okay, I'm just saying, if you want to,
like... Like, put my feet on it?

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Yes, your feet. You promise you won't
steal my socks again? I swear to God.

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I won't be weird at all. I won't take
pictures of you or your feet or

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I didn't take a picture of my feet.

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No, I mean, like, you can't tell. This
is weird.

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But I swear, never do anything with my
socks again.

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I promise.

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I don't even know how to do this thing.
Oh, I'll show you.

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Oh. Like, either put, like, some, like,
lube on it.

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What do you have lube?

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I don't use it sometimes.

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Is that it?

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No.

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Don't worry about it. I'm not gonna mess
with your socks.

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So just take your, like, feet.

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Yeah. And, like...

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Yeah.

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Is this supposed to feel good?

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okay and then like just take this one
and like rub it back and forth and then

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just like put this one in my face yeah
okay

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you

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don't mess with me no but i was like

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watch videos like all the time like do i

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rub both feet Yeah, so then you can
take, like, if it's mean, like that.

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Like that?

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Yeah, kind of grip it.

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It's so weird how hard you are on your
feet.

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My feet are, like, super nice.

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It turns you on this much?

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Yes.

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Oh, shit. Yeah, where are my balls
going?

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Yeah.

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That wasn't part of the agreement.

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Yeah, but I'm not going to touch him or
her. I'm just saying, like, I mean, if

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you want. So can I get you down faster?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Don't touch. Don't even think about
touching me.

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Oh, shit.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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You're not supposed to know that.

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Are you rubbing your puffy?

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No. Yes, you are. I'm pulling my skirt
down.

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Don't be weird.

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I saw you.

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No, you didn't.

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You got turned on.

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No. Yes, you did.

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I just... I'm switching a little bit.
Not because of you.

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It's just like... You're so big.

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And you have balls.

193
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We can do, like, other songs besides
this.

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That's weird.

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I'm literally...

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Sister, I can't be doing stuff with you.

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Why not? I mean, like, I won't tell
anybody, I swear to God.

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Nobody will find out.

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I mean... You'll probably call me, like,
two seconds anyways if I touched you.

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No, like... I won't call you yet, and
I'm super empty.

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I keep my glasses out all the time. I
practice all the time.

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You practice all the time?

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Yeah, I jerk off for, like, a super long
time.

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But it's not like...

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A real girl.

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Yeah, but I... Come on, I swear to God.

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I can make you come.

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I don't think you'll make me come.

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And it's not worth it if you don't make
me come.

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I swear to God I won't.

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You swear?

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I swear.

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And what if you don't?

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I don't know, this is not worth it at
all.

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Holy shit.

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It's so thick.

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I don't know, this is big.

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What do you have?

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Do you think it wasn't going to be
tight?

220
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Yeah, I know, but it's just, it's like
really, really tight.

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It's like a pocket pushy thing, you
know, but it's like tighter than that.

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I told you that's real.

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See the difference?

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Okay.

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right now.

226
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It's so weird.

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Fuck it's dripping down here.

228
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Okay. I'm doing this. I'm doing this. I
want to do it.

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Okay. Okay. Yeah.

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Sorry.

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Oh, shit. Keep being a bitch and I'm not
telling you.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

233
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Sorry. You know what you're doing.

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I talk to real people. I do real people
things.

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Fuck me.

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Is it cool if I come, though?

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What? No.

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You have to make me calm.

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Okay, sorry.

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Come on.

241
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You'll be fine. I'm just kidding.

242
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Of course you will.

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Wait until I come.

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Ooh.

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00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,320
I guess it's your turn.

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Oh god.

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So big.

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00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,260
You could definitely like get a real
girlfriend.

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She'd be pretty satisfied.